Dashing through the dirt,

On an Iron Horse painted grey,

Over the jumps we go,

Laughing all the way.


Bellends robbing drinks,

Chugging spirits straight,

What fun it is to ride and drink,

I’m praying I don’t die!




Fast As Fuck, Slow as Shit,

I don’t even mind.

Oh what fun it is to ride

My bicycle all the time!


Fast As Fuck, Fast As Fuck

I sound like a twat,

Oh what fun it is to write

To a jingle bells soundtrack.




Black T-Shirt

  • - 55% hemp, 45% Organic Cotton

    - Relaxed fit

    - 220 gsm

    - Made in Canada


    This classic t-shirt features a waterbased, screen-printed logo on the chest and accross the shoulders. Cut in a relaxed fit from a 220gsm hemp/organic cotton jersey fabric.