Dashing through the dirt,

On an Iron Horse painted grey,

Over the jumps we go,

Laughing all the way.


Bellends robbing drinks,

Chugging spirits straight,

What fun it is to ride and drink,

I’m praying I don’t die!




Fast As Fuck, Slow as Shit,

I don’t even mind.

Oh what fun it is to ride

My bicycle all the time!


Fast As Fuck, Fast As Fuck

I sound like a twat,

Oh what fun it is to write

To a jingle bells soundtrack.




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