Dashing through the dirt,
On an Iron Horse painted grey,
Over the jumps we go,
Laughing all the way.
 
Bellends robbing drinks,
Chugging spirits straight,
What fun it is to ride and drink,
I’m praying I don’t die!
 
HEY
 
Fast As Fuck, Slow as Shit,
I don’t even mind.
Oh what fun it is to ride
My bicycle all the time!
 
Fast As Fuck, Fast As Fuck
I sound like a twat,
Oh what fun it is to write
To a jingle bells soundtrack.
 
HO